I promise never to repeat the word in today's title ever again. Except maybe one more time and then that's it, that is IT. I just can't really help myself in light of recent developments with one particular donkey, and with my life generally. I mean, come on. I have five (5) donkeys. FIVE DONKEYS - making my life - you guessed it - redonkulous.
And more importantly, we've now honed in on a potentially lucrative use for the donkey herd. That means only four more stubborn asses to halter break, lead, and sweet talk.
I expect a very minimal return on these investments.