Das Boots

After sharing my heart-wrenching story of the Great Boot Search, I thought it was only appropriate to show the outcome. In some ways this picture epitomizes my life if not, at least, my personality. Notice that my feet are resting on top of a case of San Pellegrino sparkling mineral water. That's right, my favorite beverage is a snooty Italian sparkling water. I told you my life was full of contradictions.